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Current Music:anything BUT xmas music.... argh! i hate that music!
Subject:ho ho ho!
Time:11:33 am
happy non-denominational winter solstice everyone!


hope you have a merry one!

cheers! will post soon!
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Subject:dun dun dun...
Time:06:08 pm
hey, Listen Up!

Are you in Anthro 310?

HAVE YOU YET TO REALIZE THERE IS AN EXAM TOMMROW!?!?!

WORTH TEN HUGE percents!!!?!?!?!?

Well, fear not friends. For I am here to save your asses. 

I have complied all of Jeff's notes into one convienient word document.  You can email me here  to get those as a word file.
Also, I have made a LIST OF KEY TERMS AND KEY PEOPLE which I think is awsome. You can find that below.
(ok so it's not that awsome, and a bit half-assed....but what do you want for ten percent?)

BUT FIRST LET ME APOLOGISE TO ALL THE LJ USERS WHO HAVE TO SEE THIS, IF I COMPILE IT, I LOSE FORMATTING, AND IM TOO TECHNO-DUMB TO FIX THAT...SORRY!!!

Good luck to everyone!!!

Key Terms

 

Anthropology – the holistic study of humankind from biological, cultural and social perspectives

Archaeological record – artifacts, layers of soil, structural remains, etc found on archaeological site that when put together enables us to reconstruct past human behaviour

Archaeology – the study of past human behaviour through material remains

Band – small societies of mobile, egalitarian, hunter-gatherer peoples

Chiefdom – societies based on rank; not egalitarian

Cultural diffusion – the observation that ideas, technologies, and artifacts can move from one place to another, from one culture to another

Cultural relativity – the position that no culture is intrinsically better than any other

Cultural process – the underlying “why” of culture –fueled New Archaeology interested in relationships between the social, economic, and environmental forces that drive society

Determinism – the notion that specific identifiable factors ‘determine’ the direction of culture and history

Emic- participation in culture

Etic – scientific observer

Functionalism – a theoretical approach that emphasizes the adaptive function of cultural traits; see an analogy between the elements of a given culture and the organs of a living creature: the parts work together as a whole

Middle Range theory – ideas that help up link the things that we dig up with the processes that created them

New Archeology [ NO ‘A’] – a movement involving mostly north American archaeologists that emphasized using the scientific method and qualification to study cultural processes rather than mere chronology

Occam ’s razor – the simplest answer is most likely correct

Post-modernism – philosophy that rejects the traditional structure of scientific structure and scientific theory itself

Post-processualism – critical reaction to the functionalism of the New Archaeology that insists that people have a role in creating their own history and culture (includes feminist, neo-Marxist, contextual archaeology)

Processual Archaeology – approach favoured by archaeologists of the New Archeology

Provenience – the actual place where the artifact was found

Scientific method – a way of answering research questions by systematically testing hypothesis using carefully selected data

Segmentary society – a basically egalitarian social group ordered by kinship

What is theory?

  • An explanation of phenomenon
  • Body of theory; body of thought, school of thought, intellectual underpinnings guiding principles

-         isms -         set of explanations and rules for investigation -         method <-> theory (methods can’t survive without theory and vice versa) -         ~ paradigm (set of beliefs or suggestions of how science should be done and are subject to major shifts)

  • theory is always something applied
  • not entirely dogmatic

Enlightenment and rise of middle class

-         held basic principles
-        
opposed degeneration
-        
didn’t account for variation
-        
classical antiquity not superior to northern Europe
-        
all humans are intelligent
-        
change was a continual progression subject to natural law
n      extends to culture
n      cultural evolution through classifiable stages
-        
progress through rational thought, not god

Three Classifications of Artifacts (Binford):

Techomic à related specifically to the tasks of coping with the environment

Socio-Techonic à those objects that reinforce group bonds among a society

Ideotechnic à those items that express and reinforce symbolic and religious belief

State – denotes highly complex, populous societies administrated by a tax-supported burocracy, police force, and justice system

 Key People

V Gordon Childe – Australian born archaeologist known for his interpretations of European and Near Eastern prehistory that emphasized the role of class conflict in the creation of history

à Great Britain; hybrid vigor; empirical testing; prehistoric lifeways

à 1930

  • Diffusion mechanism of change
  • Successful diffusion where cultures absourb
  • Marxism and economic trends
  • Revolutions
  • Some people cannot develop technology forthemselves
  • Scar Brae Functional Approach

Kathleen Kenyon – a pioneer of stratigraphic archaeological excavation in the Near East

Karl Marx – 19th century German philosopher, historian, sociologist, and revolutionary à history driven by conflict of social classes

Anaconda:  1st archaeologist
-        
recorded and investigated ancient ruins and material
-        
only treasure drawn

Elman Service – american anthropologiast who devised a system to classify societies based on their complexity

John Aubrey à Stonehenge and Avebury

Olof Ruebeck à used relative depth in investigation of Viking Tombs; realized differences in age

Galileo and Newton à scientific laws

Linnaeus (1735) à Humans in the natural world

Buffon (1749) àspecies change

Lemarck (late 18h century) à inheritance of acquired traits

Cuvier (later 18th c), and Lyell (1830) à geology and catastrophism

3 age system, Dugdale (1656)

Douglas Stewart:  culture from simple à complex (theoretical model)

Nicholas Mahudal à 3 Age system (1734) à people still lacked methods to prove the progression

Descartes à law gov [??] nature; observation and investigation

Royal Society of London 1660 à observation, experimentation, classification

William Stuckly à relative dating (strata and dated coins)

Erik Pontoppidan (1744) à stratigraphy

Champollion, Rosetta Stone (1795) > Egyptology

Grotefend, cuneiform (1802) > Assyriology

Scandanavia à Thomsen 1816

  • Relative dating through coins
  • 3 age system

1807 – Danish Royal Commission of Antiquaries in response to nationalistic need following Napoleon’s attack

Thomson used material change to build chronology

Overlap of material use
-        
additive growth
2 stone age
bronze age
iron age
assumes an evolution of culture
society advances through technological advances

Jens Worsaae 1847
-        
Inspection for cons. Antiquatian monuments
-        
Stop looting, protect context

1797 – Frere – megafauna and handaxes
-        
figured people existed same time as animals

Boucher de Perthes
-        
stratigraphic associations (1837)
-        
catastrophism

Lyell 1833 Principles of Geology
-        
uniformitarianism
-        
geological processes occur at a relatively constant rate
-        
Antiquity of Man 1863
-        
Influenced Darwin and natural selection in 1859

Latel and Christy à created chronology of Paleolithic in France

Montillet (1876) à seriation, 1867 à universal stages

Lovick 1865 à Neolithic
à associating Paleolithic culture with cave art

1850s Spencer à progress = good

1851 BASTIAN – psychic unity

Tylor 1865 à first anthropologist at Oxford

Walter Taylor (dissatisfaction)

  • study of archaeology
  • rant about state of theory and practice
  • felt archaeology had slackened field work and analysis standard

-         only interested in culture changed

-         failed to understand special context

  • objected to def. of culture à material sweet of things
  • culture an adaptive system
  • archaeology is too particularistic  à should be working on synthesis of site groups (injuctive approach)
  • largely ignored à seen as crank
  • model stuck in fuctional mode à did not account for change

Morgan 1877 à less functional than Scandinavian archaeology

Priest 1833, Ancient War Cemetaries (best seller)

Squier and Davis 1845-47
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scientific investigation more than 200 mounds
-        
published 1848 by Smithsonian
-        
associative native pottery and burials

Joseph Henry à first director of Smithsonian;
his adgenda:
-        
debunk speculation about builders of mounds
-        
antiquity of humans in Americas
-        
synthesis of archaeology in the US 1956
-        
Create conservative ethic
-        
Salvage information about native Americans
-        
Archaeology part of anthropology

Stevens and Catherwood:
-        
Stevens rich adventuresome traveler
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visits Petra in Jordan, sells story to paper
-        
travel book becomes popular
-        
hooked up with Catherwood (Scot artist and traveler)
-        
1839 Stevens appointed diplomat in Central America
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1840s 2 books:  “Incidents of Travel”

Daniel Wilson U of T 1862 à writes book agrees with Stevens à debunked unilineal evolution

Franz Boas – HISTORICAL PARTICUARISM
-        
describe each culture in their own terms
-        
ethnographic analogy – over-emphasied
 

Salvage – holistic approach

Thomas à did not believe mounds work of natives
à 2000 mounds explored
à proved himself wrong 1894

Bandolier and Cushing à direct historical approach

1896 Mason divided North America into cultural areas

1914 Holmes published “Archaeological Cultures” – static

Gobineau 1853-55 à inequity of human races

Morton “Crania Americana”

Lubock 1863-193_ à applied social Darwinism to archaeology

Skinner à first professional archaeologist in 1920s; New Zealand Moari culture

Ratzel à German ethnologist; diffusionist
-        
influenced Boas
-        
cultural relativism
-        
historical particularism
-        
regarded the past as culturally idiosyncratic
-        
diffusion
WHR Rivers
à early 20th century South Pacific – pop’n movement and diffusion

Smith à hyperdiffusionist; everything came from Egypt

Schliemann à Troy; complex stratigraphy

Pitt Rivers à leave baulks for permanent stratigraphic record

Wheeler à 3D recording after WWII

Petrie à fine grained sereation method

Oscar Monteliuss à applied chronology to regional patterning; brke down period system further; core-periphery regional relationship; suggested Mesopotamia as cradle of civilization

Kossina à more influential synthesis; direct historical approach (1911); bio determinism and racial conservatism

DHA à cultural cohesion; archeological record; why things are now

Kidder à basket maker culture; pre-ceramic; stratigraphic excavation
-  1924 put forward a chronology of regional synthesis in southwest archaeology

Kroeber and Spier à Boasians; did seriation of ceramic

Gladwins à Kidder did not take into account regional differences; different cultural traditions

      • Dendritic à different branches
      • Complex cultural histories

McKern à Midwestern taxonomic method (1932) – single component site

Frederica de Laguna

Jaquetta Hawkes

Linneaus:  5 races à subspecies

3 reasons for difference: random mutation, conquest/trade, adaption

Graham Clark 1930s and 40s
Influenced by:

  1. Scandanavian traditions – Miles Burkitt à the goal of archaeology should be to reconstruct past lifeways
  2. British Social Anthropology à structural functionalism
  3. Human geographers à Crawford; aerial photography (Wessex from the air)

à Fox – sites and vegetation

  1. Godwin à palynology – environmental changes during Mesolithic/Neolithic

à archaeology should look like ethnography

à archaeology best suited to reconstruct economy

Hawke Hierarchy

  • Ascending scale in difficulty in what archaeology can deal with
  • Organized functionally
  • Operationalized theory at Star Carr
  • Good opportunity for Clarke to put his theory into practice
  • Published first text on world prehistory (see Fagan)

Smith and Wittenburg

SMITH

  • First archaeologist of Museum of Man
  • Worked first in Kentucky
  • Wrote it like ethnography
  • Later worked in Canada
  • Trained Wittenburg

WITTENBURG

  • Direct historic approach
  • Ethnographic perspective for Iroquois sites

Julian Steward

  • cultural evolutionist
  • seasonal rounds
  • multi-diciplinary

Braidwood
 relative between Neolithic agriculture and eco zones

Macneish

  • settlement studies Tehuacan

Gordon Willey

  • father of settlement studies
  • big geographic patterns
  • integ. Social-political and landscape à Viru Valley, project Peru

 

Binford

Influences:

  • Griffin (grad supervisor)
  • Lower great lakes
  • Binford felt Griffin unwilling to generalize
  • Lack of imperial scientific rigor
  • Objected to normative definition of culture
  • Diffusion aquatic view of culture

Lewis Binford – founding father of New Archaeology

-         “Archaeology as Anthropology” (1962) – in American Antiquity

Spalding à mentor; quantitative methods; scientific; willing to generalize; statistic analysis of style

Carl Hempel - hypothesis deduction – general law à logical positivism

White à Hempel-logical positivist

David Clarke

  • British version of processualism
  • More jargon new terms
  • Systemize language of numbers

Binford and Clark

  • quantitative methods
  • imperialism
  • standardized and replicable
  • scientific method

Clark à the use of scientific method no more turns archaeology into a science than a wooden log makes a  man a tree

  • hypothesis- should be testable and fallible
  • observation
  • conclusion à goal to establish covering laws

Bordes vs Binford

Systems theory

  • cultures as adaptation
  • organic analogy
  • Clark à culture is an intercommuinicating system of entities
  • Cybernetics and ecological systems
  • Lent itself well to generalizing
  • Seems testable
  • Basic Principles:
    1. adapted to external environment

-         climate

-         soil types

-         social environment

    1. archaeological correlates of subsystem

-         chemical sourcing

-         labour/activity

    1. systems can be modeled
    2. system wants to be in homeostasis à balance; feedback mechanisms
    3. substance interdependent
explanation/ multi-causal/multi variant
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Current Music:whatever ivan's listening to...
Subject:marks so far...
Time:01:26 pm
Current Mood:meh.
so... let's see... i've only gotten a few things back, but here there are (and they're *not* even embellished!):

US Foreign Policy: 1 test so far: 74%......20% of mark = 14.8/20
Landscape and Settlement Archaeology: 1 essay back so far: B+ (which means 78-79).....50% of mark= 39.5/50
Key Ideas in Archaeology and Bioanthropology: 1 Workbook report so far: 89%..... 15% of mark = 13.35/15
Non-verbal communication: 1 thing back: Take-home midterm: 95.3%...20% of mark = 19.06/20 ... i also handed in a rough draft, and got it back... but it was worth squat.
Human Osteology and Forensic Anthropology: two things back... Lab test # 1: 62.3%... 10% of mark= 6.3/10 and Midterm: 32/35=91%.... 10% of mark= 9.1/10 [avg=77%]
Cultural Studies 100: NOTHING BACK... handed in a journal i didn't really do a very good job on, and that's it.... really esay essay coming up tho... and that's it...

wow, so not too bad for this year so far... but the next two weeks suck.
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Time:02:56 pm
so im finally going thru my email from the last, oh, 6 months... here's something funny:

The 90's

1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCH!"
2. You watched the Pound Puppies.
3. You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Bel Air."
4. You wore biker shorts under your skirts and felt stylish.
5. You yearned to be a member of the Baby-Sitters Club and tried to start a club of your own.
6. You owned those little Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls.
7. You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey on "Blossom" (and "How rude!" comes from Stephanie on "Full House".)
8. Two words: M.C. Hammer
9. If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock."
10. You had plastic streamers on your handle bars.
11. You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales."
12. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
13. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head.
14. You saw the original "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" on the big screen.
15. You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail Day in computer c lass at school.
16. You played the game "MASH."
17. You wore a Jordache Jean jacket and you were proud of it.
18. L.A. Gear
19. You wanted to change your name to "JEM" in Kindergarten.
20. You remember reading Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing and all the Ramona books.
21. You know the profound meaning of "WAX ON, WAX OFF."
22. You wanted to be a Goonie.
23. You even wore flourescent clothing.
24. You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off.
25. You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.
26. You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
27. You remember the CRAZE, then the BANNING of slap bracelets.
28. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence.
29. You remember Hypercolor T-shirts.
30. Barbie and the Rockers was your favorite band.
31. You thought She-Ra and He-Man should hook up.
32. You thought your childhood friends would never leave because you excha nged friendship bracelets.
33. You owned a pair of jelly sandals.
34. After you saw "Pee-Wee's Big Adventure" you kept saying "I know you are, but what am I?" (That's a wow!)
35. You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up!"
36. You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates.
37. Slip 'n' Slide.
38. You have even played with a Skip-It.
39. You had or attended a birthday party at McDonald's.
40. You've gone through this list occasionally saying "awesome."
41. You remember Popples.
42. "Don't worry, be happy."
43. You wore like, EIGHT pairs of socks over tights.
44. You wore socks scrunched down.
45. "Miss Mary MACK MACK MACK, all dressed in BLACK BLACK BLACK, with silver BUTTONS, BUTTONS, BUTTONS all down her BACK, BACK, BACK!"
46. You remember boom boxes vs. CD players.
47. You remember watching both "Gremlins" movies.
48. You knew what it meant to say "Care Bear Stare!"
49. You remember watching "R ainbow Brite" and "My Little Ponies."
50. You thought Doogie Howser was hot.
51. You remember Alf, the lil furry brown alien from Melmac.
52. You remember New Kids on the Block when they were cool.
53. You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By the Bell."
54. You know all the words to Bon Jovi.
55. You played and or collected "Pogs." (WOW, completely forgot about them!)
56. Power Rangers
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Time:05:36 pm
oh ps...

you crazy americans with your thanksgiving on a thursday.... cept Paul Manning told me it's cuz u get a 4 day weekend.... so maybe you're smarter than i think...

oh well, we only have 12 week semesters compared to your 15 week ones!! SUCKERS!!!!! mua haha.
i'll take one day off my thanksgiving for 6 weeks off school a year no problem! haha.
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Current Music:not really music, watching MAURY lol
Subject:to all you computer junkies who ACTUALLY know how the damn thing works (this means NOT you dave...)
Time:10:14 am
Current Mood:[mood icon] aggravated
calling all you computer people that know stuff about how it works n stuff (ie rob et al):

okay, i am here at my mom's house. her MSN messenger no longer works (god knows why), as well as Explorer crashes every other time you turn the bloody thing on, as well as Ccapp (but i have no idea what this is)

if any of you have heard of this problem (specifically explorer crashing, i can re-download MSN) and have fixed it before, or think you know how, comment back to me by saturday and maybe I can fix this thing if you leave me detailed instructions.

i mean, cmon, it's reading break. as if you're actually reading.
i know i'm not.

have fun and stay funky.
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Subject:a ride in the sky....
Time:06:38 pm
anyone need a ride to northbay tommrow or lesss north from there along hiway 11? if so, lemme know. you can chip on gas and coffee $$.
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Current Music:Clean Sweep on TLC
Subject:man oh man.
Time:11:31 am
Current Mood:tired and awake
so originally this email was gonna just be about how  [info]littledeadstar
now ex is a jackass.  MATT IS A JACKASS.

However, upon reading my Friends list, I realise that because of our distance, I've managed to, frankly, ignore my family and their problems.
Sooz, I;m really sorry dude.  I really don't know what to say.  It mostly comes as a surprise to me, partially because you guys can be kind of secretive, partially because we are not really in contact except on holidays, and partially because I have kept in touch with your sister and your dad when they have been in town, and nothing seems out of the ordinary.
Obviously, I was wrong. 

I just hope you know I am always there for you.  And the fact that we both drive, we should really meet half way and visit more often.
I look forward to seeing you in the next month.




In closing, the archaeology paper of the week sucked ass, but i made a snazzzy  corel draw picture of the map which i will maybe post later i figure out how.
but now i have a linguitics paper to write.

any ideas about what to write about for Non-Verbal Communication?
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Time:12:15 pm
okay, so i moved in anyways. it's a little shaky, considering im still uber-pissed about wednesday night.... but hey, it's better than living with three drunken girls.

speaking of them, i called them last night to apologise cuz i feel bad.
they kept telling me "you can't move out in the middle of a month without paying the month's rent"
but.... hmmm.... I DID.

and i don't plan to pay september's rent because i'm a) broke as fuck and b) thye all have rich parents that can cover a month's rent no problemo.
so TOO BAD.

at least i'm nice enuff to still pay for the bills, etc... and i didn't just dissapear on them.
i've heard so many worse stories about roomies taking off that i really don't feel bad at all anymore.

nuff said, i gotta go to US FOREIGN POLICY!!!! OMG! this will be the best course of the year!
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Current Music:is how i feel right now.
Time:10:09 am
Current Mood:[mood icon] hungry
i'm tired of blood, and overpriced bubblegum, mom
no body wake up, there's nothing we could have done, wrong
i'm wearing the same grin, i take it all on the chin, i still beleive everything
that i read
sometimes it's hard
sometimes it's harder
sometimes it's on sale
sometimes it never fails
well i have a psychic, she says i'm lovely, she says my destiny is turning out all wrong
now i just sit here and think of meaningful things to say
symbolistic white walls surround me and you every single day
i am cheap and see-through
symbolistic white walls surround me and you every single day
i am cheap and see-through
i'm tired of blood, and overpriced bubblegum, mom
no body moves, nobody get hurt, for very long
i'm wearing the same skin, i take it all on the chin, i still beleive everything
that i hear
sometimes it's easy
sometimes it's easier
sometimes it's all free
sometimes it's all free
well i have a psychic, she says i'm lonely, she says inside of me is turning out all wrong
now i just sit here and think of meaningless things to say
symbolistic white walls surround me and you every single day
i am cheap and see-through
symbolistic white walls surround me and you every single day
we are cheap and see-through
and it's all right now, take the world and make it yours again.
and it's all right now, take the world and make it yours again.
and it's all right now, take the world and make it yours again.
and it's all right now, take the world and make it yours again.
yours again
yours again
yours again
yours again
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Current Music:symbolistic white walls - matt good band
Subject:another year gone by....
Time:09:43 am
Current Mood:[mood icon] gloomy
well, it's that one day of the year that's supposed to mean something, that has no religious significance, nor that is only practiced by a certain culture.... this is a day that no matter who or what you are, has some form of symbolism to an extent...

so why does it feel like any other day?

maybe because last night just wasn't what i expected. thanks to everyone who came out, i had a blast! but a certain someone managed to ruin my night enough... showed up drunk and yelled at me on my birthday in front of the whole patio.... gee, good one.
man, he's in the doghouse for like a year.... that is such bullshit.... and ON MY BIRTHDAY. that's all. you don't yell at the one whose birthday it is, you just don't. everyone knows that unwritten rule.

all said and done, I have a big decision to make today: move into steve's house.... or stay with the party animal girls.

ok, im starting a poll. leave a comment that says what you vote for.

anyways, i hope everyone enjoys my birthday, i'm gonna try to make the best of it.

let's smoke a big fattie! lmao.

hoorah!
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Time:02:55 pm
well, it's my birthday tommrow, but it seems i am going out tonight.... so anyone who wants to come should give me a call.... or perhaps meet us at the pig, or the trash...
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Subject:FUCK YOU TIM HORTONS
Time:04:46 am
Current Mood:furious!
ok, so look what time it is. that's right, 4 fucking 46 am.
i got up at 4am, and procceeded to get ready for work.

i had to call in sick yesterday, because some food i ate from the souvlaki pit made me barf and feel like shit yesterday...... BUT knowing that i had to work todya (sunday) at 5am, i slept all day and got myself better.

So here I am, making a list of what i'll have to bake this morning, because there is an order for 10 dozen donuts on top of the norm baking.... when the phone rings:

"Hi Jess, it's Amanda from tim hortons"
"Yeah, whats up? im just getting my pants on"
"well, listen, i forgot to tell you yesterday, but our manager said that you couldn't work today because you were sick yesterday, and because u called in sick last weekend"
"what?"
"yeah, its covered. go back to bed. sorry i forgot to call you yesterday to tell you."
"we yeah that woulda been nice"
"ok well bye"

FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO MAKE A FORMAL COMPLAINT!
this rule, this being sick the day before means you need two days off, is BULLSHIT! it is NEVER APPLIED!
and it's NOT MY FAULT THAT I HAD A FUCKING COLD LAST WEEKEND, AND THAT I GOT FUCKING FOOD POISONING!

what's worse is that steve went to his cottage.... now i was invited, but couldnt go because I THOUGHT I WAS WORKING THIS FUCKING MORNING!

ARGH!

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WHY CANT ANYONE ELSE HIRE ME?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

radioshack on lansdowne, you will hear from me tommrow. for sho.


PS

im going to make a formal complaint about my store to head office. mention that the manager's SON AND DAUGHTER who are dumb as posts STILL work there after 2 years of complaints....
THERE IS NO EYE WASH STATION some chemicals i deal with are deadly, and can get into your eye (which ive done before) WE don;t have a fucking eyewash stn.
The first aid box has maybe 4 small pinky bandaids in it and some bactine. that's it.

ARGH!

im sure ill think of more things before i give them a call tommrow.
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Time:11:16 am

Jessica Mariette Rice's Aliases



Your movie star name: Popcorn Herman

Your fashion designer name is Jessica Brussells

Your socialite name is Messy Peterborough

Your fly girl / guy name is J Ric

Your detective name is Chimpanzee Marc Garneau Collegiate

Your barfly name is Chocolate` Tequilla

Your soap opera name is Mariette Cambrai

Your rock star name is Sour Keys Light

Your star wars name is Jespum Ricste

Your punk rock band name is The Meh Twisttie






hahahah. well that didint work out too well.... light IS really really fast tho. im SO right.
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Time:10:58 am

since we've been doin an awful lot of this lately (actually alot less than we used to....we should really get on it)....

 

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Current Music:billie holiday - april in paris
Subject:took it from dave...
Time:01:24 pm
Current Mood:facinated
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 70%
Stability |||||||||| 33%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 43%
Empathy |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 43%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70%
Mystical |||||||||||||| 56%
Artistic |||||||||||||| 56%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||| 50%
Materialism || 10%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 50%
Adventurousness |||||| 23%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 43%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 43%
Romantic |||||||||| 36%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Anti-authority |||||| 30%
Wealth |||| 16%
Dependency |||||| 23%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 63%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 43%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Sexuality |||||||||||| 50%
Peter pan complex |||||||||| 36%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 63%
Food indulgent || 10%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70%
Vanity |||||||||||| 43%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Female cliche |||||||||||| 50%
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AND EVEN FURTHER:

trait snapshot:

open, tough, irritable, worrying, does not like to be alone, craves attention, low self control, emotionally sensitive, interacting, sad, very social, aggressive, prefer organized to unpredictable, dependent, social chameleon, suspicious, values the heart over the mind, likes large parties, outgoing, likes to make fun, likes to fit in, mildly phobic, vain, makes friends easily, enjoys leadership, clingy, rash


tHAT'S PRITTY MUCH ME..... THIS TEST WINS EXCEPT: i DO like being alone, i DONT like large parties, and the mind is MUCH MORE valued then crappy emotion.
so maybe it FAILS. who knows.
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Time:08:28 am
haha i stole this avatar! but i can't rememeber from who....

however, music is more than just "recycled" these days, so FUCK YOU COPYRIGHT BASTARDS!
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Subject:oh man,,,,,
Time:08:26 am
man i wish someone was awake to respond to all my witty and entertaining lj entries of the morning....

ok, i'll go to class.... by the time im back, you all better have answered!! lmao.
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Time:08:23 am

ok so i still don't know how to do that lj cut business, but i think i've got bold and  italic (hehe!) figured out!  but im just dumb otherwise....

 

 

oh and ps to all you INCREDIBLY geeky computer geeks out there,   does anyone have the CDKEY to WIndows XP home edition??  this guy i know, he MUST have a bootlegged version of windows or something (which in my opinion is FUCKED), but windows has been fucked on his comp for 8 months cuz he cant load it without this key that they are asking for....  weird.....

so either i find the key for him or ATTEMPT to find MY windows disk within my horrible mess!!  DONT MAKE ME DO IT!

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Time:08:00 am

and now that i am *actually* smarter and know how to use this damn lj, i have SOOOOOOOOOOOOO many funny pictures. huh. im such a geek. anywho, easter is soon, so in that case, here is the best pic ever:

EASTER IS CANCELLED:

 

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

what a sick sense of humour, i love it. happy easter all.

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